Hapi pesday tu tu yu! 🎂 By the way, will you fuck your aunt in the pussy?

You're more fun to fuck than your father - comfort me with your end more often

She found my weak spot, and I hadn't fucked in a while, so I lost it

I'm not getting laid, and neither is my stepmom. We decided we could fuck

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

Hey, where are you going? What about fucking my nephew again?

Now I'm not a virgin, that's a plus! Except I'm fucking my dad's wife

This is how they do massage in Moscow - they will insert a finger and even a penis

Last time my husband found out, I came back to get fucked by a masseur

My husband said, you can't get a massage - fuck me but don't massage me, I'm obedient

It's good to have a roommate - how do you fuck while your husband's away?

I jerked her off before sex, warmed her up, now I'm gonna fuck her and cum in her mouth

Who goes out with friends like that? Clearly, he wants to cum

Fucking with a friend is not cheating! Is the guy really gonna believe that?

Installed Windows on your computer and a dick in your neighbor's pussy — not for free

Oh, I feel like I'm going to suck it — okay, I can do that